If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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