Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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