yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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