Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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