Pants 0. Shit 1.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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