Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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