my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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