I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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