Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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