who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
do herpes really smell.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
