Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
