I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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