Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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