Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she looked like the before picture.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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