im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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