I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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