riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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