so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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