He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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