sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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