what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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