You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize