And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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