So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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