I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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