Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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