Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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