We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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