I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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