How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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