one two three fourrrrnication!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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