I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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