The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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