? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who did Billy Mays play for?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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