She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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should my penis look like a turkey
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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