She is in my trunk
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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