took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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