who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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