So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So many bounce houses so little time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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