You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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