How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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