It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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