At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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