Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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