I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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