i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
