He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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