Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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