This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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