Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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