Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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