dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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