I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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