I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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