Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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